Monday, December 22, 2008

how azn am I?

Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao, etc school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day/or alot?
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[ ] Do/did you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you have a 95 average
Score: 3/10

Section 2
[ ] Do you listen to Asian music?
[ ] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo?
[ ] Have you played the violin/piano/cello/etc.?
[ ] Do/did your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x]Are you going to take/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[x] Do/did you own a Mazda/Saturn
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Score: 2/10

Section 3
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Is your last name Park, Lee, Cheung, Chang, Phan, Wang, Wong, Kim, Yoon, Tang, Kang, Lam Hav, Chow, Tran, Nguyen, Pham, yang, or Yu...
[x] have you designed a website before?
[ ] Does your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO...Oo, etc?
[x]Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[ ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?.. got rice bitch? got food got soup got spice...?
[ ] Anime?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
[ ] Do you know who F4 is?
Score: 3/10

Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read Manga?
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have Asian Pride?
Score: 5/10

Section 5
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] you don’t have an allowance?
score: 4/10

Now add up your scoresand x them by 2 for the %.
That's how Asian you are ---> w.w.w is 34% asian (sheesh)

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