Monday, December 22, 2008

how azn am I?

Section 1
[x] Are you Asian in the first place?
[ ] Were you born in an Asian country?
[x] Can you use chopsticks?
[ ] Have you taken Vietnamese/Chinese/Korean/Japanese/Lao, etc school as a kid?
[ ] Can you speak an Asian language?
[x] Is your favorite subject math/science?
[x] Do you eat rice almost every single day/or alot?
[ ] Did/Do you spike/highlight your hair?
[ ] Do/did you have an "azn crew"?
[ ] Do you have a 95 average
Score: 3/10

Section 2
[ ] Do you listen to Asian music?
[ ] Have you watched Asian movies?
[ ] Can you rave?
[ ] Are you a master at DDR?
[ ] Do you drink pearl milk tea or bubble tea?
[ ] Can you play CS, Starcraft, Warcraft, Diablo?
[ ] Have you played the violin/piano/cello/etc.?
[ ] Do/did your parents beat you if you get bad grades?
[x]Are you going to take/taking/took any honors/AP classes?
[x] Do/did you own a Mazda/Saturn
[ ] Do you/your parents drive an Asian made car?
Score: 2/10

Section 3
[ ] Are you or were you once a fob?
[x] Is your last name Park, Lee, Cheung, Chang, Phan, Wang, Wong, Kim, Yoon, Tang, Kang, Lam Hav, Chow, Tran, Nguyen, Pham, yang, or Yu...
[x] have you designed a website before?
[ ] Does your SNS/e-mail have/had the words: AzN, gurl, boy, sweet, cute, hot, dragon, babe, angel, lil, princess, Xx...xX, oO...Oo, etc?
[x]Do you have both an Asian and an English name?
[ ] Do you take off your shoes before entering someone's house?
[ ] Do you know the song "Got Rice"?.. got rice bitch? got food got soup got spice...?
[ ] Anime?
[ ] Do you listen to trance?
[ ] Do you know who F4 is?
Score: 3/10

Section 4
[x] Have you eaten dim sum/dumplings before?
[x] Are your parents fobs?
[x] Is the mall your hang out place?
[x] Do you think you're short?
[x] Do you have tons of cousins/siblings/uncles/aunts/etc?
[ ] Can you twirl a pencil between your fingers?
[ ] Have you ever solved a rubik's cube?
[ ] Do you read Manga?
[ ] Do you/your parents save ketchup packets/napkins/etc from restaurants for later use?
[ ] Do you have Asian Pride?
Score: 5/10

Section 5
[ ] Are you a very good artist?
[ ] Do you speak your Asian language with your friends?
[ ] Do your relatives own a restaurant/market/Nail salon in an Asian community?
[ ] Do you slurp soup?
[ ] Do YoU tYpE lIkE tHiS aLoT?
[x] Have you visited your home country at least twice?
[ ] Does your house smell like incense once in awhile?
[x] you have/had glasses or braces?
[x] Do you like to read?
[x] you don’t have an allowance?
score: 4/10

Now add up your scoresand x them by 2 for the %.
That's how Asian you are ---> w.w.w is 34% asian (sheesh)

Wednesday, January 3, 2007

HOMEPAGE REDUX

I started a homepage back in 1996, with a little help from Buzz (http://www.collegeteacher.org/classes/user/view.php?id=1965&course=1), one HTML book, and about 3 days away from lab work. In its heyday, my "Flashback to the Seventies" page (http://www.chem.ucla.edu/~wong/flashback.html) got many hits originating from the AltaVista search engine (pre-Google), and was also listed as one of "Rosie's Favorite Links" on Rosie O'Donnell's homepage. But, as the grad school years trickled on, and my professor cracked the whip, the page died a slow death from lack of updates.

Fast forward ten years, and blogs seem to have won more appeal than personal homepages. How fortunate that I have forgotten all the HTML tags. So to here I have evolved, opening the doors of a new "web log".